Why? I don't know why...it just is. But...got me to thinking. It got me thinking of the other moves that The Don has in store for the wrestling world and Monday Nights, and if you know me I love my Top 5s with a passion. So, why not? Here's the top five moves The Don might make in the time he has as "owner" of RAW.
5. Joan Rivers taking Lillian Garcia's place as RAW's ring announcer. As you know (or maybe you don't know...or, like me, care), Mrs. Rivers won Celebrity Apprentice after beating Annie Duke (who is one hot fox, if you ask me). But, why not, as the "Celebrity Apprentice" Joan's first job...be the ring announcer for America's number one show on Monday nights (or whatever the hell they put up in the weird "Did You Know" crap).
4. Change everything to solid gold. The ring, the entrance, the ring ropes, the barricades, the scaffolding, the screen, the announce tables, Jerry's crown, everything will have gold on it. Why the hell not?
3. Have every wrestling event occur in a Trump Tower. Hell, TNA does it in one place all the time...Trump has a Trump Hotel/Plaza/Tower/Complex/Retirement Home/Beach/Planet in nearly every friggin' state, including Cuba and the Dominican Republic. So, why not?
2. RAW Apprentice. You take the people that don't matter on RAW. Your Chavoes, Nobles, and The Brian Kendrickes and have them do tasks to be The Don's right hand man and, for those who don't succeed....will, actually, be fired.
1. Force every RAW diva to be his wife for a week. Hell, Santina would be a step up from Ivanna Trump.
