Friday, February 27, 2009

Elephant in the Ring #17: Mickey Rourke/What does the "E" in "WWE" mean?

It was Oscar time last week and...to be honest with you...Harvey Milk FEARS Randy Robinson.

But, in the way of the World Wrestling Entertainment...this is towards Mickey Rourke...I know he's a huge Elephant in the Ring fan...he told me numerous times at the after party, even though he thought a real elephant was writing it. But that's not the point. The point is, theres a big debate on whether Mickey Rourke should wrestle Chris Jericho at WrestleMania 25.

The big question is....why?

What does Mickey Rourke have to proove besides making a fool of himself in front of the tens of thousands that will be in attendance and for the BILLIONS watching at home? Mickey, it's not worth it man! Let someone who knows the ring better do it. Let one of these legends do it. Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, Roddy Piper, hell....GET HULK HOGAN! Anybody but Mickey Rourke, please.

Now, I am not downing Mickey Rourke in any way. If Mickey Rourke had the build of Mr. T, then I wouldn't mind seeing him in the ring...but hes an actor...let him act...don't let him wrestle and get hurt...get legends to do it. Please, get a wrestler to fight for Mick.

Mickey, you're a great wrestler....just don't get in that ring...but, right now, you are in the ring...and you're the Elephant in that Ring.

Entertainment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvuLGoAAz-o

Enteratinment being used wrong (CLASSIC EXAMPLE):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc5N9jjukEc

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