Well, Jeff Hardy got arrested.
Anyone shocked? Anyone at all? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
Pain pills are highly addictive. I know because when I got my wisdom teeth taken out I got a pill bottle of, shit, I can't even remember. But I remember the dentist, before handing me the perscription, telling me only taking the meds when I feel pain...BUT only take, like, a max of 3 a day or something so something like what happened/happening to Mr. Jeff Hardy, alleg medly.
Now, I never did flippy stuff 365 days a year. I never jumped off of a turnbuckle and landed on my neck. I never landed on my head. I never broke any bones in my body. I never did what Jeff Hardy has done in his career, hell I never did the moves the Shockmaster has done in his career. So I don't know what Jeff put his body through so I'm not going to say anything about what he did...allegedly.
HOWEVER I will say this to Jeffro. Don't blame the WWE. You know full well WWE didn't shove pills down your throat. Hell, they gave you two swift kicks in the ass for the same damn thing. GET HELP! Fuck wrestling, right now. You have demons still inside you that need to be relinquished, again. Wrestling should be the least of your worries, sir. If you're not careful, you could be facing jail time. And, I'm going to steal this from Office Space, you're not going to conjugal visit Club Fed prision...oh no, you're going to Pound-Me-in-the-Ass prision if anything.
If you need proof in what I'm trying to tell Jeff, let me give you a few examples. Kurt Angle. He was just caught stalking his former girlfriend. And what was in his car? Pain pills and steroids, allegedly.
Rey Mysterio, same thing...he just failed a drug test, if I am not mistaken. Unlike Kurt Angle, he lost his title.
But guys who took the cocktail that Jeff, allegedly, took...and more. Let's see...Eddie Guerrero? He didn't get suspended...he didn't lose a title...HE LOST HIS LIFE!
Chris Benoit, the combination of concussions, steroids, and pain medication lead him, probably, to the things that he did to his wife and child.
Now, Jeff, if I were you...I would take the best offer, maybe the only offer, on the table. Get your ass in the Betty Ford clinic, maybe get into Dr. Drew's Sober House (Hey, it helped Andy Dick). Then, after you're clean...then you can focus on wrestling and then, my friend, you rebuild, rethink, and revive the career of Jeff Nero Hardy.
But get help first, please? For your fans. For your family. And, mostly, for your life.
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